Don't Lie to Your Mother

[blue pepper]

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Forwarded Message:


Mrs. Abdalla comes to visit her son Samir for 3 days in London
where he is studying. She finds out that her son lives with Vikki, a girl roomate.

Mrs. Abdalla couldn't help but notice how pretty Samir's roommate was.

She suspects of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Samir volunteered, "I know what you
must be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Vikki came to Samir saying,"Ever since your
mother left, I've been unable to find the silver sugarbowl. You don't
suppose she took it do you? "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote:
"Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house,
I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains
that it has been missing ever since you left back to Ramallah.
Love,
Samir"

Several days later, Samir received an email from his Mother which
read:
"Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Vikki, and I'm not
saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that
if
she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar
bowl by now.
Love,
Mom."

Lesson of the day...
Don't Lie to Your Mother;)





blue pepper

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[ROMEO]

[ALIGN=CENTER] a real lovely one u pull out 4 us

thnaks 4 the cleaver advice;)[/ALIGN]

[Petals]

[ALIGN=CENTER]Clever Mom.



Well I donno bout her.


But if I was his mother , then all I would think of, is a ticket in my pocket, and a gun in my hand







And a freaking bloody thought in my head




<< just roommates!!!!>>




Yeah ,right





Nice story BP




Cheers.

Petals[/ALIGN]

[MoStWaNtEd]

Yeah really clever mother... i'm thinking if i was Samir what what my mom will do? hmmm i think nothing but what if my dad knew about it? that's a different and so scary u don't know my dad ( i even don't know him will ) but just hearing his voice the thought of lying just disappear and the only thing i realized is my tongue start talking involuntary


Nice Story blue pepper thx

[blue pepper]

[ALIGN=LEFT]Hi Romeo

Thanx for participating with me & hope you like it

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Hello Petals

Thanx god you are not my mother or I’ll be dead
;) just kidding dear
I’m glad that you joined us

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Hi MoStWaNtEd

Thanks for sharing your thoughts. I agree with you.
I think Moms always know how to deal with her children & they are easy, but when it comes to Dads it’s so scary as you said. Perhaps not all Dads are scary, cuz some understand the situation.
God be with us fellow
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[MoStWaNtEd]

it's my pleasure blue pepper i like ur subjects really cool
keep the good wrok