[ALIGN=CENTER]Marhbaaa everybody...

here you are...

In an airplane the captain told the passengers: "This is your Captain
speaking. We are losing height and we do not have fuel enough for
reaching
land. Therefore, we have to let all baggage leave the airplane."

The airplane got height again. Half an hour later the airplane lost
height
again and the captain were on the loudspeakers once more: "This is your
captain speaking. We are still loosing height, and we can not reach
land
without having some passengers to leave the plane. It is a bad
situation
but we will do this in an honest and democratic way - we will use the
alphabet - starting with A. Are there any African passengers?" No one
answered. Are there any Black passengers?" Still no one answered. Are
there any Colored passengers?" Still no one answered but back in the
airplane a little boy asked his father: "Dad, you have always told me
to
be honest. We are both from Africa and have black colored skin."
"Yes, my son. That is right. But today we are Niggers

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