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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : ~. Jokes .~



ملكة البحار
15-01-2003, 02:01 PM
aslaam 3aleykom
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Hey guys these are some jokes

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A little boy returned home from school and told his father that he
had failed the maths test.

His father asked him, "Why did you fail?"

The boy replied, "The teacher asked me 'How much is 3 x 2?' and I said
'3 x 2 is 6'."

"Well, that's right" said his father.

The little boy continued, "Then she asked me 'How much is 2 x 3?"

"What the hell is the difference?" asked the father.

The son replied, "That's exactly what I said to my teacher and that's
why I failed the maths test

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Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.




have a nice time

الوجه الآخر
16-01-2003, 04:59 AM
:hap::hap:

thanks dear

الأخيــــــــر
16-01-2003, 07:45 AM
‎A British airways flight was going to Tehran from London. When

‎it gets close to Tehran it starts having some kind of trouble.
The
‎‎pilot contacts the air tower at Tehran airport and asks for
help: ‎

‎ "Tehran, this Captain Smith, British Airways flight
000,
do ‎‎you ‎
‎ ‎
‎read?" ‎
‎ "flight 000, dis iz Tehran felight contorol, go ahead" ‎
‎"tehran, this is flight 000, we have a problem" ‎
‎"dis iz tehran, vat kind of peroblem?" ‎
‎"this is flight 000, we have lost power to our engines, please
‎‎advise" ‎
‎"dis iz tehran, i reed you, peleez check some things for me,ok?"

‎"this is flight 000, go ahead" ‎
‎"dis iz tehran, can you get emergency pover to your engines?" ‎
‎"this is flight 000, negative, no power is available" ‎
‎"dis iz tehran, can you peleez bering your altitutde to 20,000

‎ ‎
‎ ‎
‎ ‎
‎feet?" ‎
‎ "this is flight 000, negative, our wing controls do
not
‎‎respond" ‎
‎"dis iz tehran, can you peleez see if you can lower your veels?"

‎"this is flight 000, negative, landing gears are stuck" ‎
‎"dis iz tehran, would you pleeze repeet thez words after me" ‎
‎"this is flight 000, go ahead" ‎
‎"dis iz Tehran, repeat thez words peleez: AShado anna La ILAha

‎ ‎
‎ ‎
‎ ‎
‎elallAh va aShado anna Mohammadan rasul AllAh" ‎

ملكة البحار
16-01-2003, 01:59 PM
alwageh ala7'ar
glad u like it Haney:)

ROMEO
16-01-2003, 02:07 PM
Thanks our beloved Queen for the funny joke

u 2 Abduallah



with all my love

ملكة البحار
16-01-2003, 02:08 PM
ala7'eer

Lo:Do:)o:Do:)oL
that was really funny
thanx man for that joke and for passing by my topic
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ملكة البحار
16-01-2003, 02:16 PM
Romeo
u r welecome
i am glad u like
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thank you