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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : نكتة مترجمة



مون مون لولو
02-08-2005, 11:35 PM
واحد اتحشر في زحمة المرور فلقى واحد بيخبطله على شباك السيارة
فتح الشباك و سأله عايز ايه
قاله : الرئيس بوش خطفوه و الفدية 5$ مليون دولار
و لو الفدية ماتدفعتش .. الخاطفين هددوا يدلقوا عليه بنزين و يولعوا فيه
و احنا بنجمع تبرعات .. تحب تشارك ؟
الرجل سأل: " و في المتوسط الناس بتتبرع بكام"
الرجل الثاني : " من 5 الى 10 لتر بنزين" !




A man is caught in traffic when suddenly someone taps on the window.
He lowers the window and asks what he wanted.
The man says, President Bush was kidnapped and the ransom is $5 Million
dollars, and that if the ransom is not paid, the kidnappers have
threatened to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire!
"We are doing a collection, do you wish to participate?"
The man asks "on the average what are people giving?"
The man says "5 to 10 liters!"






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azhar_md
04-08-2005, 03:52 PM
nice one (mon mon lo lo) i get a lot of jokes like this in my e-mail...... if i get one that is worth posting in here ...... i'll put it... we need to share some laughs these days.......

good one ..... thanks

azhar_md


p.s.
have u seen Fahreinheit 9/11?????

مون مون لولو
04-08-2005, 04:36 PM
thank you for your informing and I waiting for your partnership





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MoStWaNtEd
04-08-2005, 11:06 PM
hehehehe

nice very nice

PEACE

the 1 and only
05-08-2005, 02:20 AM
hiii mon mon

i've heard that one...

reeeally funny...:181:

thanx for the laugh...

keep it up

مون مون لولو
10-08-2005, 04:00 AM
thanks for your informing





تحياتاتو........

طائر الدرر
16-09-2005, 06:52 AM
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhh

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

thanks

Petals
16-09-2005, 09:04 PM
That's funny

really funny

:268:

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