hello everyone

[the 1 and only]

hiii everybody..:252:
how r u ?

I might be a new member here but actually I've been reading ur topics for some time and I really like 'em so I decided to join u..

keep up the good work..:181:

I guess I'll start my first topic with a joke :D

An elderly gentleman of 85 feared his wife was
getting hard of hearing. So one day he called her
doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing
checked. The Doctor made an appointment for a hearing
test in two weeks, and meanwhile there's a simple
informal test the husband could do to give the doctor
some idea of the state of her problem.

Here's what you do," said the doctor, "start out
about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal
conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If
not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you
get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen *****ng
dinner, and he's in the living room. He says to
himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what
happens."

Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for
supper?" No response.

So the husband moved to the other end of the room,
about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey,
what's for supper?" Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about
20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for
supper?" Again he gets no response so he walks up to
the kitchen door, only 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
for supper?"

Again there is no response, so he walks right up
behind her. "Honey, what's for supper?"

(I just love this!)

"Damn it Earl, for the fourth time, CHICKEN"

Hope u like it..........

[جف البحر]

Hi..

welcome brother

thanx 4 register in Dorarr forum

i wished that u came 1st in Welcome Section

just to make the other members 2 know u


any way welcom in the Kingdom Of Dorarr

and i hobe u like it

with 7oooooooobbi,,

[the 1 and only]

hello ..

thanks alot for ur welcome..I really appreciate it...

its my honor to join u..

thats ok..its great to be welcomed from any section in this kingdom....:SMIL:

[ROMEO]

Hi there the1 & only>>>>> we'r so pleased 2 have u here with us
and the pleasure is certainly 4 Dorarr as ur shiny Nname enters its universe.

we'll be 4 sure waiting 4 all of ur participations

wish u the very best luck

[the 1 and only]

Hii to u too...Romeo

thanks alot 4 ur nice words..they r really encouraging..:SMIL:

I hope I can add something new..although its hard since u all r doing a great job..

[blue pepper]

|151| we have a new member|151|


:203:

I'm so gald that you finally decided to join

I think you'll be a very active & creative member


good start;):181:



your friend
BP
:256:

[Petals]

I can't blame BP for shouting here, Yeyeee...

Hello the 1 and only..
It's so great when we have a new member from time to time, I'm sorry that I've been away for some time, and sure I'll bee from time to time, but hopefully at least I'll get to welcome you all..

And a really funny joke, it cracked me up, thanx a lot for them

Again welcomo, and keep coming..

Petals.

[Petals]

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Juffo is here....
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Hey Juff


Petalsooooo

[the 1 and only]

a big hii to u Bp and Petals....

sorry for being late 2 reply..but I was on a vacation..

Iam sooo happy that u passed by..
thanxs 4 ur welcomes..its my pleaser 2 be a member between u guys..:D

c ya...:SMIL:

[Nooosa]

:SMIL:

[MoStWaNtEd]

Hey the 1 and only i'm glad that u regist here

nice joke i like it ;)

[the 1 and only]

hello Nooosa & Most Wanted...:SMIL:

thanx alot 4 passing by..

Iam pleased to be a member here..

..!glad u liked it MW!