Jokes

[Petals]

Here are some very nice jokes I've received,
nasty :150:
Enjoy them my friends.


Petals




The prime Minister of China called President Bush to
console him after the attack on the Pentagon: " I'm sorry to hear about the
attack. It is a very big tragedy.

But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies
of everything."

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[Petals]

Musharraf calls Bush on 11th Sep:


Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my
condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great
buildings... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with
that........

Bush: What buildings? What people??

Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?

Bush: It's eight in the morning.

Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an
hour!

[Petals]

Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and
Vajpayee?"

The barman says "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says,"Hello,what are you guys
doing?"

Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"

The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million
Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."

And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you no-one
would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"

Yep, this's true :148:

[Petals]

Pakistani on the moon:


Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?

A: Problem...

Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?

A: Problem...

Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the
moon?

A: Problem...

Q:What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the
moon?

A: ..... Problem Solved!!!

[Petals]

I guess the Pakistanis got all the fire aren't they?!


Sorry guys but I think it was from a group led by one.lol

Cheers

Petals

[blue pepper]

Musharraf calls Bush on 11th Sep:


Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my
condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great
buildings... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with
that........

Bush: What buildings? What people??

Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?

Bush: It's eight in the morning.

Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an
hour!


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[blue pepper]

Thank you fo the jokes


They're funny:183:

I hope you add more jokes my dear



yours
Blue Pepper

[Petals]

BP.....Your wish....... Is my command

:D


A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.

"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.

"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried.

The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment.

"Do you know what's wrong with me?" The woman asked

"Yes, you have a broken finger."


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OUCH.lol

[Petals]

One morning a mother was trying to wake up her son.

"Wake up now ! It`s time to go to school."



"I don't want to go to school," the son replied.



His mother said, "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."


"Okay. One, all the children hate me. Two,all the teachers hate me."



"Not good enough," the mother replied.



"Fine" the son said. "Then you give me two good reasons why I SHOULD go to school."

"One , you're 50 years old . Two , you're the principal of the school ."

[Petals]

Wondering what the phrase a woman worth 10 men came from?!

OK, read this one.


Ten men and one woman


Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a
helicopter,
ten men and one woman.


The rope was not strong enough to carry them all,
so they decided that one has to leave,
otherwise they are all going to fall.
They were not able to name that person,
until the Woman held a very touching speech.

She said that she will voluntarily let go of the rope,
because as a woman she is used to giving up everything
for her husband and kids, or for men in general,
without ever getting anything in return.

As soon as she finished her speech,
all the men started clapping their hands...


Aha, BIG mistake. :219:

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Enjoy all.

Petals

[blue pepper]

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