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Don't Mess With A Child




A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.


The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.


Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.


The little girl said, When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.


The teacher asked, What if Jonah went to hell


The little girl replied, Then you ask him.

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