Joke

[Petals]

In Court....Joke

[align=center]A joke from my email, enjoy it..

Petals



A man is in court for murder and the judge says, "You are charged with
beating your wife to death with a hammer."

Then a voice at the back of the court says, "You bastard!"

The judge continues, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to

death with a hammer."

Again the voice at the back of the court says, "You bastard!"

Addressing the man at the back, the judge says, "Now, we cannot have any

more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt,
now
what is the problem?"

Then the man at the back of the court says, "Fifteen years I lived next
door
to that bastard and every time I asked to borrow a hammer he said he
never
had one!"





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[the 1 and only]

good one

thanks alot....

[Petals]

Hey honey

Glad you like it the 1 and only


Thanx

Petals

[SeReNaDe]

i was thrilled by the funny joke