**JoKe**

[*همس الورد*]

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Back again with funny joke loooool

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for

several months

yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.One day,

when he came to, he motioned

for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes

full of tears,

"You know what? You have been with me through all the bad

times.

When I got fired, you were there to support me.


When my business failed, you were there.


When I got shot, you were by my side.


When we lost the house, you stayed right here.


When my health started failing, you were still by my side...


You know what?" "What dear?", she gently asked, smiling as

her

heart began to fill with warmth.


"I think you're bad luck."


i think 2>>>>>i like this smile[/ALIGN]

[Petals]

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LO0O0O0O0O0OL

huh, now that's an answer i haven't expect.

oh i'm in tears.

Thanx my frd.

It's a really wonderful one.

Petals[/ALIGN]

[MoStWaNtEd]

looooooool
nice 1
here some jokes maybe u like it
1- Positive thinking is like this.. A little bird in the sky.. U look up and it shits in ur eye.. U don't mind and u don't cry.. U just thank GOD that cows don't fly.

2-Faces of man: After engagement- Superman. After marriage- Gentleman. After 10 years- Watchman. After 20 years Doberman!!.

3- Pilot to Tower: "i'm 300 miles from land 600 feet over water and no fuel, plz instruct." Tower to Pilot: "Repeat after me: INNA LILLAH WA INNA ILAIHI RAJEOON"


I hope u like it


PEACE

[*همس الورد*]

[ALIGN=CENTER]salaam petals

LoooooooooooooL

he is so romantic isn't he??



Thanx my dear for TANWER my topic

C U[/ALIGN]

[*همس الورد*]

[ALIGN=CENTER]salam MoStWaNtEd

kh kh kh kh i liked the 2nd



thanx for your TANWER and CU[/ALIGN]