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Forwarded Message:


Mrs. Abdalla comes to visit her son Samir for 3 days in London
where he is studying. She finds out that her son lives with Vikki, a girl roomate.

Mrs. Abdalla couldn't help but notice how pretty Samir's roommate was.

She suspects of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Samir volunteered, "I know what you
must be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Vikki came to Samir saying,"Ever since your
mother left, I've been unable to find the silver sugarbowl. You don't
suppose she took it do you? "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote:
"Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house,
I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains
that it has been missing ever since you left back to Ramallah.
Love,
Samir"

Several days later, Samir received an email from his Mother which
read:
"Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Vikki, and I'm not
saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that
if
she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar
bowl by now.
Love,
Mom."

Lesson of the day...
Don't Lie to Your Mother;)





blue pepper

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