[ALIGN=CENTER]I have 2 different taken subjects for you guys.
The only similarity between each one is *SHIP *.

This's the first one.
I must say that as much as it's so funny,
I really at first didn't believe this ever could happen to any one.
But as the story says, it really happened!
See for ur selves what I mean....

Till the second one enjoy.

Petals



The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation

in October 1995, between a US Navy ship off the coast of

England, and some British authority. The transcript was

released by the Minister of Defense on 10/10/95.



BRITS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15

degrees to the North,to avoid a collision.

BRITS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: This is the Captain of US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

BRITS: Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.

AMERICANS: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST

SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED

BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT

VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES

NORTH. THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE

UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

BRITS: We are a lighthouse. F*** off. <--

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