الوجه الآخر
03-07-2003, 09:47 AM
salam ...
here is some jokes that came to me through my e-mail..
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Cheating
Bob and Joe sat next to each other taking a test. When they finished, the teacher called them up to the front of the room and said, "Boys, I will have to give both of you a zero on this test"
"W-why?" they wanted to know, though Joe was shifting uncomfortably.
She said, "Your answers were too nearly alike. One of you cheated and the other one let him do it."
"What makes you think we cheated?" Bob asked. "That could have been a coincidence."
The teacher said, "I might have believed that if it wasn't for the fact that when you came to question #10, Bob wrote in 'I don't know' for the answer, and you, Joe, put 'Me neither'!"
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Waiting Room
The reception area of the doctor's office was filled to capacity, but the doctor was working at his usual snail's pace.
After waiting two hours, an old man slowly stood up and headed for the door.
When everyone stopped talking to look at him, he announced, "I guess I'll just go home and die a natural death."
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Give It To Me Quick
A woman phones her husband at work, saying she just wants to chat.
HIM: "I'm sorry dear but I'm up to my neck in work today."
HER: "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you dear."
HIM: "OK darling, but as I've got no time now, just give me the good news"
HER: "Well, the air bag in our new car works"
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Yes, Dear
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on the average only 15,000 words a day, where as women use 30,000 words a day.
She thought about this for awhile and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men, because they have to repeat everything they say.
He said, "What?"
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hope u like it
With my regards
here is some jokes that came to me through my e-mail..
http://quickinspirations.com/poems/images/flowerline.gif
Cheating
Bob and Joe sat next to each other taking a test. When they finished, the teacher called them up to the front of the room and said, "Boys, I will have to give both of you a zero on this test"
"W-why?" they wanted to know, though Joe was shifting uncomfortably.
She said, "Your answers were too nearly alike. One of you cheated and the other one let him do it."
"What makes you think we cheated?" Bob asked. "That could have been a coincidence."
The teacher said, "I might have believed that if it wasn't for the fact that when you came to question #10, Bob wrote in 'I don't know' for the answer, and you, Joe, put 'Me neither'!"
http://quickinspirations.com/poems/images/flowerline.gif
Waiting Room
The reception area of the doctor's office was filled to capacity, but the doctor was working at his usual snail's pace.
After waiting two hours, an old man slowly stood up and headed for the door.
When everyone stopped talking to look at him, he announced, "I guess I'll just go home and die a natural death."
http://quickinspirations.com/poems/images/flowerline.gif
Give It To Me Quick
A woman phones her husband at work, saying she just wants to chat.
HIM: "I'm sorry dear but I'm up to my neck in work today."
HER: "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you dear."
HIM: "OK darling, but as I've got no time now, just give me the good news"
HER: "Well, the air bag in our new car works"
http://quickinspirations.com/poems/images/flowerline.gif
Yes, Dear
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on the average only 15,000 words a day, where as women use 30,000 words a day.
She thought about this for awhile and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men, because they have to repeat everything they say.
He said, "What?"
http://quickinspirations.com/poems/images/flowerline.gif
|314|
hope u like it
With my regards